When someone waves from a distance, turn back to check if he or she is waving at someone behind you or yourself.
Always checking the phone to see if there are anyone who msg, whatsapp, or facebook you, even when you had just checked it half a minute ago.
When bored at home, open the refrigerator to feel the cool air and check if there is anything to stuff your mouth and your stomach with.
Check the fridge and forgot what you are doing, and end up coming back later to check again.
Check the time on phone and the clock on the wall and then realized that your computer has it too.
Whenever I walk pass a mirror, I'll check the pimples on my face and then my hair.
Before taking a bite of a sandwich or an apple or any food you are eating, check at which angle would give you the most satisfaction monthful.
When you go to the toilet, check if there is any snake coiled around at the bottom.
After you pooped, you would always check that the toilet paper is clean after wiping your butt. If it is not, wipe and check again.
When picking up a phonecall, check who is calling you. Pretend that you are busy if it is someone you don't like or a suspicious number.
When your friend send you a text, you read it two times to make sure you didn't misread it.
Before eating from a pack, check that the food is not expired.
Always check and check again, where your boss is, when you are slacking.
Check your alarm before you sleep, so that you won't need to wake up earlier than you have to the next day.
If you see someone hot on the streets or in the cafe you are at, check them out and tweet about it.
Finish your homework, and double check the answers. (But you don't have to waste your time on this, doing your homework)
When winning your friend in Chinese chess, you checkmate.
When winning your friend in english chess, you checkmate.
When you are on the losing end, you are checkmated.
After watching a horror movie, always check if the evil spirit is with you while you are in the showers washing your hair.
Yes, you'll have to open your eyes to check and let the shampoo sting you.
Always check if there is anything under your bed before you sleep. Bedtime habit of good children.
You are still reading this?
Just checking.
I hope you are bored to death right now. hahahah...
Just joking!
When getting your salary, it's called a pay cheque.
Actually, it's not. I get a payslip and the money goes directly to my bank account.
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But still...
God Bless.
(I'm so bored...)
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